I know the answer to that — you're not allowed to bring harm to an innocent, right?"Paige nodded. "That's why all we could do was bring you here, explain the situation, and ask you to erase that story. We know you don't mean us any harm, but the Elders claim there's a great risk."I stood from the chair and paced across the Halliwells' living room. "So you're telling me that my ridiculous, 'perverted' story about you three and a sex demon is too close to your reality and might put you in danger?"Phoebe nodded. "We can't tell you which parts, because we don't know. But the Elders have warned us of grave danger if that story is completed." But that was my best story ever," I said. "Who knows, it might have even won me a Silver Clit," I continued, exaggerating a little."What's a Silver Clit?" Paige asked, Piper glaring at her with a horrified look on her face."It's an award for erotica writers," I said, continuing to pace back and forth across the room. "I've never won one, but this. Then there’s the fact that you’ve been there for me all weekend and that you’ve made my day at least 25 times in the last 30.”“So all that’s enough to put ScarJo out of the top spot?” she asked skeptically.“It was enough for me to say no to four gorgeous women willing to do just about anything to get me to forgive them,” I told her seriously. “And none of them dye their hair. Tabby’s a natural redhead. Of course, if Scarlett were to crawl into my bed naked, that would make her a solid #2. She’d have to be willing to roll around with you too. Threesome or GTFO, right?”She laughed. “So you’d kick Scarlett Johansson out of bed if she wasn’t willing to have a threesome with you and me?”“I assume that by the time I ever have a chance to meet her, that you and I are going to be sharing a bed, so it’s just rude to crawl into someone’s bed and not cuddle up, right?”“You certainly are sure of yourself,” she commented, looking at me sideways.“I suppose I am, but I think I have good.
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